Trail Humor

There is an online email based forum for people to ask questions or share information about the Pacific Crest Trail. There are some people who also like to share some humor. Here is just one example:

One day Grizzly and TrailDust decided to join the 21st century and buy cell phones.  They especially liked to send text messages.  Grizzly was a more no-nonsense PCT guy and TrailDust was more romantic in her text messages. One afternoon TrailDust went out to meet a friend for coffee. Afterwards, she decided to send Grizzly a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.  I love you."
Grizzly replied: "I'm on the toilet.  Please advise."

Keep calm and hike on.