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- your wallet is a Ziploc baggie
- you can "feel" a storm coming
- you can be alone and still be happy
- your spoon is your fork
- most of your friends don't know your "real" name
- you mail things to yourself
- your REI dividend is your retirement fund
- you can survive for days on nothing but Ramen and gorp
- you can't walk straight without your pack
- you choose restaurants in town based on free WiFi and electrical outlets
- you’ve had to lie down for a few hours after eating a meal in town
- you wear $20 socks but wash them in the Dunkin Donuts bathroom
- you eat enough sour candy to talk about them like they’re drugs
- a pint of Ben & Jerry’s is a normal serving of ice cream
- you break your titanium spoon on Nutella in cold weather
- you try to fry a Honey Bun in butter to add calories
- you’ve been mistaken for a homeless person by an actual homeless person and you’re too embarrassed to tell them that you’re only on vacation
- you’ve been given money because some thought you were homeless
- you completely forget what an ‘inside voice’ sounds like
- you have run stark raving mad through the woods because the stalker bee that has been flying around your head for hours finally "got to you"
- you’ve spent a cold or rainy night in the restroom of a state park
- you’ve repackaged the food you just bought into Ziploc baggies in front of the store
- you’ve searched restaurants for "free" packets of condiments in trail towns
- you have duct tape somewhere on your body
- you’ve suspended the 5 second rule when food dropped on the ground.
- you find an M&M in the dirt and eat it
- you consider Snickers bars a food group
- you consider it perfectly normal to go weeks without bathing
- you’ve diced Spam or Vienna Sausages into your Kraft Mac & Cheese
- you’ve begged food from strangers in state parks
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